In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys find themselves in the far off land of Barsoom, where they get the hots for a Princess(of mars), meet up with some Gods(of mars) and narrowly defeat a Warlord(of mars). All the while sitting back in a hut with their good friend Tars Tarkas to watch the long awaited adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs' science fiction classic: John Carter...(of Mars).