In which one of the boys discovers that the most terrifying thing of all is embracing life itself! Embarking on a journey of self discovery and laundry detergent that leads to the strangest overnight sub-culture of all, the time Thomas Jane and LL Cool J avenged the death of a parrot, and what the hell that head-sock that Gambit of the X-Men wore really was. All before diving into the real teeth of the matter: where Venom can stick that goddamn tongue. Dammit, Professor X! Stop being a dick for once in your miserable life!