In which the boys, joined by Hero, find themselves heading into a downward spiral of madness that only escalates with each tale of the twisted! How could cosplay go so wrong, and where the hell is Dave? What horror lurks beneath the recesses of one man's toilet seat, and how could it have endangered one podcaster's very life? Who is the Patron Saint of F**k-Ups, and why is he so racist?! These answers and more are revealed! No, damn you, not his toes! Is nothing sacred?!