In this special accursed edition of Pulp Commentary, the unkillable may have been killed, but the dreams of Voorhees still haunt us! On the most fake of evil days, this devilish Friday the 14th, we journey back into a randomly confined house in the woods to face our greatest fear -- Stand In Slasher-Man Killer Guy! For this time, there is no Jason for us to fall back on. No Camp Crystal Lake. No machete. Not even a single god damn red stripe! We're in a nightmare of unfathomably 80's proportions! And now, only Juwanna Man can save us... because we're watching FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING.