PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep3

"He'll never stop being The Juice!"

Uncle Juice is not black, he's OJ! And with one of their own enjoying a fresh glass of OJ, the boys of Pulp Nightmare continue their live trek through the long, drawn-out true life story fictionalized in continually tasteless fashion that is the FX's AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V. OJ SIMPSON. And Episode 3, The Dream Team, gives us answers to all important questions while simultaneously telling us nothing at all. Why does Marcia Clark seemingly never seem to stop smoking cigarettes? We don't know. When was Kato Kalein ever considered famous? Never explained. Who convinced Nathan Lane that joining this show was ever a good idea? We only have our assumptions. In perhaps the most boring showcase of this real life murder re-sensationalized for prime time cable, we do however learn the true origins of the Kardashian empire. And that has to count for something. Right? Give a listen as PULP WATCH 1994 continues.

The Juice is loose! Download the episode here to escape!

PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep2

"Everything Is Terrible!" - A.C. Cowlings

The Juice Is Loose! And going about 20 miles per hour. For the second installment of the critically acclaimed drama (seriously?) that details the fall of one of the bit players from the Naked Gun movies, the boys of Pulp Nightmare are digging deep and searching for answers where the early 1990's Los Angeles Police Department wouldn't. Like what Kato Kalelin is even doing here when he's clearly confused, how Robert Shapiro's super villain schemes extend to menacing the X-Men, when did David Schwimmer manage to get steady work playing an Armenian, whether or not Theo Huxtable ever managed to stop for food, and why, oh why is there just so much goddamn pizza? It's The Bronco-Heavy Episode 2 of American Crime Story: The People V. OJ Simpson, "The Run Of His Life". Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage.

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PULPWATCH 1994: American Crime Story: The People V. O.J. Simpson Ep1

If the glove doesn't fit, Pulp Nightmare must acquit! Listen in as Mike, MB, and Hero travel back in time to the early 1990's, a world of seedy pizza endorsements, celebrity making schlock, and a real life murder mystery that captivated the nation. But was The Juice really a murderer all along? Well yes, but that's beside the point. What is the REAL American Crime? Kato Kaelin's modern day doppelganger? The origins of The Kardashian Empire? John Travolta's complete lack of facial movement? Only The FX knows. Join the boys for the ultimate tale of the unaccountable as they live watch the premiere of AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V. O.J. SIMPSON.

The Juice is loose! Download the episode here to escape!

Ep 88 - Bury Me At Money Mountain

In which the boys find themselves betrayed at every corner and fall victim to an unrelenting curse! Listen as alliances are forged and then immediately broken in a mad quest for power; witness the fall of the House of Pulp, one-by-one, at the hands of a cash-suited psychopath who can't stop doing calculations. Bring the Gold Helicopters lower! Bring them lower!

Ep 87 - Satan's Man Cave

In which the boys, once again joined by Hero, return to an old classic - MB's Newsdesk! And unfortunately so, because it details a real life tragedy that is mocked relentlessly and without class. Which mysterious foe of Pulp Days Past returns to taunt the trio? Only the Equestrians know, and they're too busy playing poor to care. He was sober that night! Really, he said he was! Don't you check the facts, America!

Ep 68 - A Portrait Of A Swarthy Man

Bam! In which the boys become whimsical warlocks of worthlessness, tired and trite triumvirates of the testament to one demon dog's delightful method of monstrous madness! Sling us that scandalous sleaze, Pulpo!

Ep 67 - Back To The Frenchman!

In which the boys, along with Hero, attempt to uncover the truth and expose the fallacies that plague the innocent! From the chaotic ripple effect that one miscalculated joke has on the entire podcast, to the tragic downfall of an icon. The comedy takes a backseat to the real-life account of a strange series of events that take place, predictably, in Texas. But wait! Is all what it appears to be? How can the impossible happen again and again? Can the Weapon X program be roped into a real life mystery? Adam West, no!

Ep 64 - Off The Grid

In which the boys discover that the dead can come back to life and demand some goddamn answers, as they fruitlessly attempt to analyze a blunder that extends beyond their friendship, decide where the bodies are kept, enlist the South to save a life, and get positively livid. How did it escalate so fast!?

Ep 40 - Pulpiversary

In which the boys celebrate their inaugural year of idiocy completely unbound, as Pulp Nightmare reaches it's first major milestone! Listen as Mike and MB relive absolutely none of their best moments to bring you twisted entertainment the likes of which are unheard of! With topics of conversation ranging from what one would add to a sex dungeon, to the injustices of the world seen through the eyes of one bitter lonely man who also happens to co-host this very show. Paging Doctor Bacon!

Ep 19 - Seize The Day

In which the boys are posed with a dream scenario involving inappropriately placed broomsticks, MB's dream job and an alternate Nuclear-based hobby, the forgotten antics of one of the most forgettable super villains, and inspiring words from an unlikely source. Prepare to be disturbed.