Ep 92 - Assimilation... Now!

On a strange and enlightening journey through an island of sugary treated horrors, the boys respond to a real life tragedy by waxing poetically about the human condition, the true morality of man, where we lie on the food chain, and what lengths one government will go to in order to stifle the robot menace once and for all. God damn you, you amazing Chocolatier. God damn you and your science gone awry!

Download this Tale Of The Unaccountable right here, if you dare.

Ep 90 - An Age Undreamed Of

A loose-cannon cop with nothing to lose (Christopher Lambert, Highlander) finds himself on the outskirts of a crime-ridden Detroit ruled by magical fairy-people and vile orcs, under the dominion of a power-mad crime boss known as The Mage. Can he cope with his post-traumatic stress of losing both his partner, and his wife and child in separate incidents long enough to save the Princess? Find out, in this 1988 adventure romp which also stars Gene Simmons, Heather Locklear, Bobcat Goldthwait, Donald Pleasence, David Bowie, and a special appearance by André the Giant as "The Dragon". 
"✯ ✯ ✯ ! Made absolutely no sense, but I loved it!" - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone Magazine

Ep 87 - Satan's Man Cave

In which the boys, once again joined by Hero, return to an old classic - MB's Newsdesk! And unfortunately so, because it details a real life tragedy that is mocked relentlessly and without class. Which mysterious foe of Pulp Days Past returns to taunt the trio? Only the Equestrians know, and they're too busy playing poor to care. He was sober that night! Really, he said he was! Don't you check the facts, America!

Ep 55 - Shut Up, Bruce Willis!

In which the boys leap into tiger pens and assault old women, as they're joined by an unsual guest that disrupts the show on numerous occasions. Amidst the maddening task of dealing with his rudeness, a new installment of MB's Newsdesk is attempted! Emphasis on attempted.

Ep 47 - My Son Was No Zombie!

In which the boys break their promise and invite the uninvited back yet again for a special MB's Newsdesk episode! Listen as the brilliant minds of Pulp Nightmare delve into the questions plaguing America, such as: Which idiot assumes it was a maid? Why would someone change their name to a website? When does the zombie apocalypse really happen, and how long will it take before Mike kills himself? What kind of a world do we live in where a man dressed up as a bat steals all of our press? This town needs an enema! 

Ep 46 - Pornstars and Grocery Stores

In which the boys drink starch out of straws and mull over the injustices of the common man, as they ponder how one could jerk off for the rest of his life, the logic in hiring the mentally handicapped to do customer interaction, the most brilliant marketing scheme ever devised, and a series of What If? scenarios. You've got too many grapes.

Ep 36 - John Goodman 2099

In which the boys experience the triumphant return of MB's News-desk, setting off a bizarre series of findings that include but are not limited to: a long forgotten comic book movie rediscovered by accident, Sweden's most infamous cannibal human vampire couple, and the birth of the most vile and sinister of Spider-Man's rogues gallery yet. That can't be who we think it is!

Ep 20 - The Whole Schmear

In this special 20th installment, the boys of Pulp Nightmare embark on a quest of intrigue and wonder - 20 back to back entries of MB's Newsdesk. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll ejaculate bats. This episode has it all.

Ep 18 - The Wild Kingdom

In which the boys dip into the ole' Pulp Mailbag; and retrieve some fan letters that make MB cry. They also end up talking way too long about the most horrifyingly dumb future imaginable.

Ep 16 - The Most Dangerous Game of All

In which the boys tap into Cerebro to see just where unnecessary hostility lies, what man would actually report forced vaginal sex, how to die at the nefarious hands of water, and pay up to beg that all-important question: Why naked?

Pulp Commentary - The Terminator

In this edition of Pulp Commentary the boys can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, as they watch The Terminator, while simultaneously experience historical breaking news.